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ayo-edebiri 4 months ago
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We're the Millers (2013) dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber
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addieisnotawriter 1 year ago
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something about him in this movie just makes me go feral
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mackjlee9 1 year ago
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|Part 2|Kenny Rossmore x Male!Reader [Lime&Fluff]
Warning; the lime part is a wet dream.
part 1. 芦芦芦
Masterlist.
We're the Millers.
After those kisses, Kenny was feeling greatly confused. He had found himself with conflicted feelings.
Did he like Melissa? Did he like (M/n)? Or did he just like how his kisses made him feel?
He didn't know, but he knew he had been thinking more and more about kissing (M/n) again rather than kissing Melissa. That thought scared him.
The rest of the trip had felt like a blur to him, he just remembered feeling flustered around his best friend, a guy he had seen naked plenty of times before, so... Why was he feeling like this? Whatever it was, he needed to find out and solve it, quickly.
But well... With all that occurred, he was able to think about it just now, in the house they were provided by the Witness Protection Program. Kenny wasn't sure he would ever see Melissa again and... He wasn't sure he wanted to either. He had been missing (M/n) as he had never missed him before, and only now was he able to text him the address of his new house.
"Yeah, alright, I'll be there tomorrow for lunch, Kenny," he nodded at (M/n)'s words, until he remembered they were on a call, so he couldn't see him, he almost wanted to hit himself.
"Great! I'll... See you tomorrow then..." He said in a quiet voice, unknowingly making (M/n) frown. He had noticed Kenny had been behaving weirdly lately.
He didn't respond to his texts like usual, and it felt like he was always on edge when they called like they were doing now, more than once he thought it was because they kissed, but Kenny had agreed to pretend it never happened, so they hadn't said a word about it.
Even so, (M/n) knew Kenny would just avoid the issue if he asked, so he decided to not bring it up, "See ya, Kenny, dream of me~," he said teasingly, just like how he was used to doing for years on end, and Kenny would tease him back, it was their usual banter.
"That would be nice, I-I mean..." (M/n) froze, speechless for a few seconds, did he hear what he thought he heard? "Have a good night!" And he hung up.
He released a breathy chuckle and a sigh, leaning back until he fell on the soft mattress. The sound of the shower stopping next to the room caught his attention, and he sat up, putting his boots and shirt back on, buttoning his jeans and grabbing his stuff, phone, wallet, jacket and keys.
Right as he finished fixing his clothes, the bathroom door opened, and the guy he was planning on sleeping with walked out with a wide smile on his face, one that faded when he saw (M/n) fully dressed.
"Where are you going?" (M/n) looked up at him and opened his wallet, walking closer to the guy and handing him three hundred dollars, "What-?"
"For the room, and... I don't know, you can buy something nice for yourself, sorry," and he left the room, leaving his date frozen in shock and anger.
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Heavy breathing filled the silence of Kenny's room, quiet gasps and small moans escaping past his lips. He squirmed on his bed and his hands gripped the sheets, a frown appearing on his brow.
"(M/n)..." He whispered into the quietness of the night, images flashing behind his closed eyelids, "(M/n)," He mumbled with more urgency, his hips lifting slightly off the bed, "Pl-please..."
The image of (M/n) sucking his cock and humming around it in content was making Kenny's mind spin, his sight glossy with tears and his body covered in goosebumps. He couldn't look away from (M/n), who easily took every inch of his hard cock down his throat, the stimulation making him whimper pathetically, forcing him to cover his mouth.
"Mhm, don't do that..." (M/n) took his dripping cock out of his mouth, his hand wrapping around it and slowly stroking him, "I wanna hear you, Kenny, does my mouth feel good?"
Kenny bit his lip, and held back a whimper, nodding without breaking eye contact with (M/n), but he wasn't content with that.
"Use your words, love, I can't understand you otherwise," Kenny whined as (M/n)'s thumb rubbed around his slit and covered it, making shivers run down his spine, "You want to cum in my mouth, don't you?" He whined louder in response, his hips stuttering as he thrusted up against (M/n)'s hand, "Then say it."
Kenny closed his eyes tightly for a few seconds, tears fell down his red cheeks as he looked at (M/n) again, "Y-your mouth fe-feels so good, (M/n)... I wanna- I wanna c-cum in your mouth, p-please."
(M/n) smirked at Kenny's words and moved closer to his throbbing, oozing cock, "Good boy."
His body trembled on his bed, his mind going numb as he came, catching the smallest glimpse of his cum filling (M/n)'s mouth before his eyes closed due to the pleasure that made his whole body tingle. But when his eyes opened again he was all alone in his room, and (M/n) was nowhere to be seen. Then he realized.
He had a wet dream about his best friend. And... He came, in real life.
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While Kenny was busy washing his dirty underwear, he couldn't help but wonder. Was he gay? Or did he just like (M/n)? He didn't know and he wasn't sure he wanted to know.
And after hanging his underwear to dry, he went back to bed but was unable to sleep at all after that, scared that he might have another dream, but even being awake was proving to be difficult, seeing how those images would randomly appear and remind him of what happened less than an hour ago.
How was he gonna look at (M/n) when he comes tomorrow? He's probably gonna stay a few days over as well-
"What is wrong with me?" Kenny dropped his arm over his eyes and released a deep sigh. Guess he'll just have to pretend nothing happened and ignore that dream, act as if it never happened. Like he had to do with anything related to (M/n) lately.
He just hoped he would be able to act as if nothing was going on with him, but then again, (M/n) had always been able to read him like an open book.
And wondering about what he should do, Kenny ended up falling asleep for a few hours, and no weird dreams plagued his unconscious mind this time around.
Although Casey made sure he was awake with all the noise she was making with her music.
"Casey! Turn that shit off!" He heard David yelling from the first floor, and the volume of the music lowered, which made them sigh in relief as they were, once again, able to hear their own thoughts.
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Afternoon came around, and Kenny was impatiently waiting in the living room close to the door, (M/n) should be coming any minute now-
"Kenny, aren't you going to eat with us?" He heard Rose's voice calling for him from the kitchen door, and he hesitated, glancing at the door and then down at his phone before nodding, he didn't get to answer verbally because Casey got the words out first.
"He's waiting for his boyfriend~!" Kenny felt his whole body heating up and tingling with anxiety, his nerves spiking to unreasonable levels.
"Uh- no- we-"
"Oh! You two are already dating? Why didn't you tell me?" Rose sounded way too happy about this "news", and Kenny wasn't sure how to react to that, "I'm so happy for you!" She hugged him and he was even more speechless than before.
"You never know until you know," David added while taking a sip of his beer, and before Kenny could refute their words, he received a text, "Well, don't make that little shithead wait."
Casey chuckled at David's words, while Rose looked at him with a serious look, to which David shrugged and acted as if he hadn't said anything, "I'll get another plate ready for (M/n)."
Kenny sighed and turned around, heading to the front door and opening it. (M/n) was there, staring off into the street, frowning at the sound of kids playing outside, only for his frown to turn into a smile when he turned to look at Kenny.
"Hey, we haven't seen each other in so long," (M/n) greeted Kenny with their usual 'bro-hug' and walked in.
"Yeah... It's been a while..."
Both of them walked to the kitchen, but before they could cross the door frame, Kenny held (M/n)'s hand and prevented him from walking in. He turned to look at Kenny in silence for a few seconds, "What?" He asked quietly.
"Listen, uh... Casey said you were my bo-boyfriend, and Rose..." (M/n) blinked a few times, enjoying how the red of Kenny's blush made his eyes brighter, and he nodded a few times.
"You want us to pretend? Good, let's go," Kenny didn't get to say anything else, about how he actually wanted (M/n) to explain they were, in fact, not dating, but he had already let go of his hand and walked into the kitchen by himself, "Hello, everyone!"
His words received a 'hello, (M/n)' in return and Kenny tilted his head down in defeat, "Kenny, don't just stand there! Come in."
This was gonna be awkward...
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"Well... No more fake parents annoying us..." Kenny said as walked to his desk and sat on his chair, turning on his computer to get ready to play, "Here," he tossed the extra controller to (M/n) who effortlessly caught it and sat at the end of Kenny's bed, "Whatcha wanna play?"
(M/n) sighed and shrugged, "Surprise me~"
Kenny thought about it for a few minutes before deciding on a game they could enjoy together, and began playing the day away, focused on the screen and nothing else.
They were locked in Kenny's rooms for a long time, only ever getting out to go to the bathroom or get something to eat, and for a moment, everything felt like it once did. The air was light and relaxed between them, no weird thoughts going on in his head and he liked that, he could enjoy (M/n)'s company without thinking of how much he wanted to kiss him-.
Oh, he's thinking about it now...
"Haha! I win!" (M/n) exclaimed with a victorious grin on his face, catching Kenny's attention. His eyes immediately landed on (M/n)'s lips and everything he had managed to forget came back to him.
The kiss, his dream... Wanting to do more than that and make it real...
He abruptly stood up from his chair and rushed to the bathroom, closing the door behind him. (M/n) blinked confused, wondering if Kenny knew he had been way too obvious about what his "problem" was right as he left.
He sighed and walked out of the room, heading downstairs and sitting next to Casey on the couch. "So?"
(M/n) chuckled and looked up at the ceiling, "Haven't even started and I got enough proof, Cass."
"Told you, you just have to be you, he's outing himself." They sat together and talked for a while, discussing what (M/n) should do next, "Well, you're staying a few days, right?" He nodded with a 'yep', "Then you'll find a good opportunity by yourself, just... Keep being you."
The sound of footsteps coming down the stairs caught their attention, and there was Kenny, looking confused and with a cute pink blush on his face.
"Had fun by yourself?" Casey asked in a teasing tone as she stood up and walked past him, enjoying how Kenny's face turned darker as he stuttered, trying to find anything he could say in his defence, "Anyway, don't make too much noise, guys~, remember my room is next yours Kenny!"
And with that, even (M/n) was speechless.
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The next few days were spent pretty much the same way, Kenny and (M/n) would spend time together and then Casey would tease the ever-living hell out of Kenny whenever she saw him blushing the slightest bit. Usually, (M/n) would have stopped her, and told her to not make fun of Kenny, but he actually enjoyed watching him all nervous and flustered when anyone, and not just Casey, would make a comment about them being together.
(M/n) especially liked when Kenny would take his hand and drag him upstairs to his room, apologizing for how annoying they were being.
Sometimes, the Millers felt and looked like a real family, and under the eyes of the law, they were, although not legally nor officially, something that Don Fitzgerald let slip by.
And now, they were playing video games again, Kenny was on his gamer chair and (M/n) was on the bed, he was currently dead and waiting for his respawn, so he took this time to start telling these little white lies to his best friend.
"Y'know, there's this person I've met that I really like," Kenny stopped moving and completely lost focus, turning to look at (M/n), who had unlocked his phone to mindlessly scroll through his apps, "It's been a while since I've dated anyone, maybe I should try asking-"
(M/n) was unaware of how Kenny had stood up from his chair, completely dismissing the game running in the background, and walked until he was standing in front of him, leaning down while holding (M/n)'s face with both of his hands like that day in the RV, and cut him off with a kiss.
It's safe to say he was pleasantly caught off guard, he wasn't expecting that reaction or outcome when he said that lie, but he genuinely didn't mind, however, he didn't get to enjoy their kiss because Kenny backed away all too soon.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Fuck, I don't know why I did that, I'm so sorry..." Kenny felt a sudden regretful feeling after kissing (M/n) without his permission, he had no idea what came over him nor why he did it, "I'm sorry, so sorry..." He kept babbling while tears began to gather in his eyes, something that (M/n) noticed, and he wasn't gonna let Kenny feel like he did something wrong for kissing him.
(M/n) knew how anything he said wouldn't help calm Kenny down, so he decided to let his actions do the speaking instead.
He stood up and held Kenny's hand in his, looking into his eyes before showing him a tiny smile and leaning closer to kiss him, his free hand moving to gently touch Kenny's face. At first, their kiss was tense, until Kenny let himself relax and wrapped his arms around (M/n)'s neck, feeling how his hand moved from his face to hold onto his hips.
They kissed for what felt like an eternity, enjoying the closeness they had with each other and their warmth, until Kenny gently pushed (M/n) away due to the lack of air.
Their eyes opened and (M/n) saw Kenny's face flushed red, his eyes glossy with tears and pupils were blown as they stared at each other, "Why... Why did you...?" He smiled and held onto the waistband of Kenny's pants, bringing him closer while maintaining eye contact.
"Because I like you, Kenny, that's why," he watched as a smile began to grow on Kenny's face, which didn't last long since Kenny decided to cover his face with his hands. At first, (M/n) thought he was just so overwhelmed and happy that he didn't want to be seen all red and flushed, but he frowned and got worried as he heard him start to sob, "Kenny? Are you okay? Did I do something wrong?"
A shake of his head was his response and he was somehow put at ease, but his worry didn't lessen.
"I thought... You wo-would hate me or... Or find me d-disgusting if you found out I li-liked you, (M/n)..." Well, who would've thought that they were worrying about the same thing?
It didn't matter to (M/n) whether he had been in love with Kenny for longer than Kenny had been in love with him, he just cared about finally, after so many years, having his love be reciprocated.
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angelstills 10 months ago
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We're the Millers (2013)
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serious-little-guy 1 year ago
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pro tip: never underestimate how much procrastination can happen when bored button hands you a gif maker
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forgetfulfish 2 years ago
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raurquiz 10 months ago
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#HappyBirthday @jenniferaniston #jenniferaniston #actress #molloy #ferrisbueller #Leprechaun #friends #brucealmighty #alongcamepolly #thebreakup #marleyandme #HesJustNotThatIntoYou #thebountyhunter #justgowithit #HorribleBosses #werethemillers #cougartown #cake #mothersday #officechristmasparty #MurderMystery2 #TheMorningShow @hbomaxla @appletv
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nellarw95 10 months ago
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Happy Birthday Will +31 馃コ馃巶
Buon Compleanno 馃コ馃巶馃巿馃巵馃帀
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fivesslut8 6 months ago
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Emma Roberts is so iconic
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sometimes a family is a small scale drug dealer, his stripper neighbor, a dorky 17 year old who lives in the same apartment building and a homeless punk chick who needs money
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tcvkcu 2 years ago
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askmeaboutmyknome 8 months ago
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i know this is cheesy but i love the trope of found family. i love it. just a bunch of outcasts who found themselves all together in the same place and stick together and learn how to love and be loved. idk but it gets me crocodile tears every single time
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its-a-show-stoppin-number 2 years ago
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Having dreams about celebrities is so weird because I had a dream a few weeks ago where I was talking to some family friends and Jason Sudeikis just walks up, doesn鈥檛 say ANYTHING, and just looks at me with a sorta smug smile on his face because NO ONE WAS ADDRESSING THE FACT THAT HE WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE EVEN THOUGH THEY LITERALLY KNEW WHO HE WAS
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mackjlee9 1 year ago
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Kenny Rossmore x Male!Reader [Fluff]
part 2. 禄禄禄
Masterlist.
We're the Millers
Being the last one to get in, (M/n) closed the door and found a comfortable spot near Kenny, not really interested in anything else other than taking care of his best friend for the whole duration of this trip.
He almost couldn't believe he found himself involved in David's problems just because Kenny wanted to be part of the plan, and then that girl, Casey, joined in as well. She was -somewhat responsible- for everything that happened, at least in the way (M/n) viewed it.
If she had been getting robbed somewhere else, Kenny wouldn't have gone out to help her, and then it comes to the part where, if she hadn't run away from her parents' house, nothing would've happened.
But oh well, it was too late and useless to put the blame on everyone other than David. He was the drug dealer in the first place, he should've known better than to get between the robbers and the girl getting robbed.
In all honesty, he just didn't want to get Kenny into anything dangerous, perhaps he tried too hard. But no way was he gonna let Kenny go, all by himself, with someone like David Clark. Rose might be nice at times, but (M/n) never got along with her... And that was probably because Kenny was, somewhat, attracted to the older woman.
Well, there's no point in dwelling in the past, they're already wrapped in this whole mess. And he's winning fifty thousand dollars out of this job.
David was freaking mad when he heard him, "50k?! What do you need so much money for?! You're just a kid!"
"I need to pay for my and Kenny's university fees, David, so you pay me... Or I'll tell your boss and... The DEA," in the end, they made a deal.
And now, he was stuck in a situation that could've easily been avoided, but Kenny always had that "hero complex", he wanted to help and save everyone but alas it rarely ever worked, he might be over 6 feet tall, but he looks too innocent and naive still, so no one finds him intimidating.
"See? Even this loser here wants to see them!" The sound of Casey's voice caught his attention, and he looked up to glare at her. He was about to get up and make her apologize for calling Kenny "loser", but she started chanting 'fireworks!' over and over again.
And David didn't like that, at all. He stopped the trailer and turned on his seat to look at every one. He didn't pay much attention to what was happening, and ultimately, decided to turn back to his phone, and his music.
After that, they continued with their way, but not without lighting up a single firework that (M/n) didn't bother coming out to watch.
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The four of them looked around the place, seeing all the drugs that had to be loaded in the trailer. It was definitely more than just a smidge... They were fucked, genuinely.
"Kenny, (M/n)... Watch the pot," and David left, along with Rose and Casey. (M/n) huffed and crossed his arms over his chest.
"I'm gonna kill that stupid old man..." (M/n) mumbled to himself as they left and got in the RV again, along with a basket of fresh fruit brought in by Kenny, ready to cross the border back to the country. But of course, things weren't going to go smoothly when you had someone like David driving.
They were stopped by a cop, who thankfully accepted bribery but... They didn't have that money, at least not yet, but the officer was open to taking another kind of bribery. And of course, David saw his way out of this whole ordeal, only to have his dreams crushed when he was informed that...
The officer wasn't straight.
"Serves you right, asshole," (M/n) felt Kenny lightly tapping his shoulder, in a way to tell him to stay quiet or not say that about Mr.Clark, but he couldn't care less.
Ever since (M/n) found out Kenny had a drug dealer as a neighbour, he's made it his duty to stay with him and protect him from David, Kenny was too nice to see the bad in others, hence why he got picked on a lot in school, however, (M/n) was always there to stand up for him. It's been that way since they were kids, and he wasn't gonna stop now.
"Alright, Kenny... You're up," David stood up from his seat and took Kenny out of the RV, of course, (M/n) panicked and followed after them.
"Are you fucking serious, David?!" He walked out, screaming in rage, and David rolled his eyes, done with (M/n)'s attitude.
"Yes, I am serious, he can get us out of this mess-" (M/n) stood in front of Kenny, standing up to protect him.
"The mess that you got yourself involved in, so maybe you should go suck mister officer off yourself, instead of asking a kid to do it for you!" Kenny looked back and forth between his best friend and his fake dad, unsure of what to do, "He's not gonna do it."
"I'm not a kid-"
"Then I'm sure you can take his place," (M/n) stayed silent for a few seconds, his jaw clenched as he glared at David, glancing over his shoulder to stare at the police officer, waiting at a safe distance from them, "I doubt you would want Kenny to get arrested because you couldn't do something he could've done easily."
He took a few deep breaths, closing his hands tight in fists, "Fine... I'll do it."
"No, (M/n), you don't have to-" Kenny held (M/n)'s wrist, trying to pull him back, making the (h/c) haired male turn toward him.
"It's okay, Kenny, go back inside-" he glanced at David and saw him tapping his wristwatch, mouthing 'tic, tac' at him, "Just go back inside, please... Casey!" He called for the teen girl who stood by the open door next to Rose, "Don't let him out," while he dragged Kenny back into the RV, he ignored the blond's complaining, saying he could do it, that he didn't have to do this for him, but (M/n) ignored him and turned back to look at David, who had a smirk on his face.
He walked closer to him until they were face to face, and he glared at the old man.
"Make sure you add 10k to the fifty you owe me, asshole," and his smirk was gone, replaced by a frown.
"Depends on how good you do, kid," they began walking closer to the officer, and he could faintly hear Kenny calling for him from inside the RV, "Now, this what you're gonna do-."
"I know what I have to do old man," David looked at him with raised eyebrows but (M/n) didn't realize.
"Hey! What's going on?" The officer came by and stopped in front of them, "Somebody sucking my dick or am I getting a thousand pesos?"
(M/n) looked at the officer and then back at David, who looked baffled at the new word he heard, "Pesos? You are a fucking idiot!"
(M/n) paced around annoyed, watching how David gave a hundred bucks to the officer, who left them be after blowing him a kiss. He felt shivers down his spine and turned around, stumping his way back to the RV, where Casey and Rose had been waiting for them to come back.
He opened the door and walked past Kenny, heading to the back of the trailer and finding a comfortable spot to sit on. A few minutes later, he got bored of his phone and Kenny came in, sitting next to him.
"Thank you for... Taking my spot, you didn't have to do that, (M/n)," he looked at Kenny from the corner of his eye, slowly turning to look at him, shrugging it off as if it was nothing, "Were you really going to...? Y'know, suck him off?"
Kenny's question almost made (M/n) laugh, "Well, my plan was to punch him hard enough until he passed out so we could escape but... Didn't have to do that after all."
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(M/n) and Kenny were having fun in the back playing games on their phones together, when Casey came up to them with the Mexican sombreros.
And apparently, there was another RV right next to them, so she was ushering them to come out and be together.
"We're David and Rose Miller," he looked back and saw the three teens behind them, "My daughter, Casey," she leaned over to wave 'hello', "My son, Kenny, and his best friend, (M/n)."
Both of them leaned too, one less enthusiastic than the other, (M/n) wasn't good at meeting new people, he closed off easily in public so he hoped this was the only interaction they were gonna have with this family.
"Oh, it's so nice that you brought your son's best friend! I'm sure they are having fun together!" The lady in the other trailer exclaimed, as if moved by David's kindness, but judging by the smirk on his face, (M/n) knew he was gonna say something irrelevant.
"Well, his parents hate him and they're never home, so we took that role for them," David glanced back at him, ignoring how awkward he made the atmosphere with the unknown family next to them.
"Fuck you," he whispered in response and sat back down in one of the empty seats at the front.
Finally, it seemed like things were going by smoothly, but the car at the front was found with a pot, so now they had to wear their sombreros and smile wide like idiots just to pass as a nice family who came back from their vacation in Mexico.
But well, not everything seemed to be going to shit, seeing how illegal immigrants were crossing the border so the guards had more important stuff to worry about at the moment, so they made their way back into the RV and continued their way.
(M/n) put his phone to charge and sat next to Kenny, thinking of maybe taking a nap until they arrived, when David turned on the radio and Waterfalls began playing. He fixed his sitting position and looked at Kenny, knowing it was his favourite song, and he waited patiently to hear him sing and rap along with it.
Moments like this with Kenny, chill and lighthearted, never failed to enhance his feelings for him. Despite knowing how wrong it was to like his best friend as something more, (M/n) didn't really mind it, he could take the unrequited love any day if it was Kenny.
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(M/n) was looking out the window of the RV, lost in thought, completely unaware of how Rose, Casey and David were talking about Kenny, watching him talking to Melissa, the only child of the Fitzgerald family they found themselves camping with.
"She would be the luckiest girl..." The three of them stopped talking when they heard (M/n), watching Kenny with a sad look in his eyes, "He just has to be brave and say it."
David made eye contact with Casey and Rose, who shrugged and remained quiet, "I thought you liked Kenny?"
(M/n) scoffed a humourless laugh, trying to sound cheerful but failing, "Yeah... He's not into guys, believe me, I've tried, so..." He took a deep breath and looked down at his hands, "I don't know, kinda gave up."
After that, the air got a little tense, until Rose convinced David to go out there and talk to Kenny, help him a little and (M/n) stood up, sitting on the steps of the RV as the door remained open, staring up at the night sky.
"Count to three and then do it, because you're gonna overthink it and that... Will drive you crazy," well, that wasn't a half bad advice coming from someone like David. (M/n) watched how the old man got up and Rose walked next to him, stepping out of the RV.
And there was Kenny, making his way back inside.
"Hey, you good?" He stood up and walked in, closing the door behind them and sitting on the empty sofa. Casey was sitting across from them, blasting her music and staring at her phone, "I saw... What happened with Melissa."
Kenny shifted awkwardly, but he noticed (M/n) wasn't looking at him, he was staring at the floor. Then he remembered how (M/n) had dated quite a few people so maybe he could explain to him what he could do, even if he got advice from David, someone his age, and his best friend, would give better advice. Or so he thought.
"Can you help me, (M/n)?" Kenny watched how he froze in place and slowly looked up at him, making eye contact, "Teach me how to kiss-"
He hurried to cover Kenny's mouth before he could keep talking, glancing over at Casey who was still minding her business, even so, (M/n) decided to drag Kenny to the back room of the RV, he didn't want her to hear and make fun of his best friend just because he hadn't had his first kiss yet.
They sat together and after making sure no one was coming with them, he looked at Kenny, a serious expression on his face.
"You want me... To teach you how to kiss?" (M/n) watched how he nodded frantically, licking his lips nervously, something that he didn't miss, although he tried to not make it obvious that he was staring at Kenny's glossy lips, "You know there's nothing I can teach you unless... I physically teach you, right?"
At that, Kenny seemed a little more hesitant, and (M/n) wanted to smack himself because he might've ruined his only chance to ever kiss Kenny, so he decided he was gonna count to three, and then say it. One... Two... Three.
"If you really wanna kiss Melissa I can teach you, it... Doesn't have to mean anything," (M/n) shrugged in a way to appear more nonchalant, but the truth is, his heart felt ready to burst, "We've been best friends for over ten years, a kiss is not gonna change that, Kenny."
"But... I don't want my first kiss to be with a guy," okay, that was kinda painful, but at least he didn't say he didn't want to do it because it was him.
(M/n) tried to come up with an excuse, something easy that could ease Kenny's nerves... Oh, he got it, "Well, we can just pretend it never happened, that way your first real kiss will be with Melissa," he chuckled in a way that seemed real, and he was glad Kenny bought his excuse and was convinced.
"If you put it like that..." Kenny looked at (M/n), seeing how he was patiently waiting for his response, "Okay," he sighed and fixed his sitting position, feeling incredibly tense.
(M/n) noticed and laughed, a real laugh, and turned to slightly face Kenny, placing his hands on the blond's shoulders, "Hey, relax, kissing a guy is no different than kissing a girl, alright?" Kenny nodded and took a deep, shaky breath, his body loosing up and shifting around to face (M/n) as well, "We'll stop when you feel like stopping, okay? Don't wanna scare you too bad."
He didn't want to admit that, in reality, (M/n) was trying to calm himself, he was beyond excited and scared shitless, he felt like he was gonna throw up from how much his stomach was tingling, and it felt like it was stuck in his throat, and he could only hear the sound of his heart pounding in his ears. He was getting dizzy, the thought of getting to kiss Kenny, his best friend, and one-sided love made him extremely happy.
But it won't mean anything to Kenny, while it will be a dream come true for (M/n).
Despite all the experience he's had kissing girls and guys alike for the past few years, nothing could compare to this moment in time, he never felt his way, not even when he had his first kiss.
"Alright, first of... Close your eyes," Kenny squirmed while mumbling 'ah, yes', and closed his eyes. (M/n) could see how much he was shaking, whether it was because he was nervous or scared, he didn't know, all (M/n) knew was what he was feeling as he slowly leaned closer to Kenny, "You ready?" He whispered so as to not scare him, and he watched how he slowly nodded.
(M/n) leaned in and pressed his lips on Kenny's, his eyes closing as he closed his hands tightly, resisting the urge to hold his face and kiss him over and over again.
After a few seconds, Kenny backed away, and (M/n) was scared he might've done something wrong, "That's it?" He couldn't hold back his chuckle.
"Well, that was a peck, not really a kiss..." Kenny nodded and shifted closer to (M/n), "Kenny?"
"Can we do it? A kiss?" Oh my- the way Kenny's voice sounded and how he was looking at him with those green eyes almost made (M/n)'s brain short-circuit.
"S-sure, this is... Me teaching you how to kiss after all, you have to learn..." (M/n) felt himself getting more nervous when he realized Kenny was the one leaning in now.
"Can I try something?" Feeling Kenny's hand gently holding his face sent shivers down his spine, even if his touch was warm against his skin.
Scared of stuttering and letting Kenny know how this whole situation actually affected him, (M/n) nodded, feeling proud that Kenny would want to take the initiative this time around, even if it was at the expense of his poor heart.
And he soon felt Kenny's lips pressed on his again. He took a deep breath through his nose and closed his eyes, relaxing under Kenny's hold and letting him take the lead and set the pace. Although, as he was still learning, it was getting a little messy, so (M/n) couldn't help but let a small smile grow on his face, reaching his hand up to hold to Kenny's wrist, pulling away the slightest bit, their lips gracing and breaths mixing.
"Easy, no need to rush..." (M/n) noticed how rapid Kenny's breath was, and he pressed their foreheads together, "Breath slowly and through your nose, okay? You're doing good."
"Really?" Kenny's voice trembled and for a moment (M/n) thought there might be a possibility of him enjoying his kisses, but he didn't let that thought last, pushing it away where it wouldn't cause hope to rise.
"Really," and with that, Kenny held (M/n)'s face in both his hands, leaned in the few inches keeping them apart, and kissed again.
Their lips moved slowly against each other, and (M/n) tried to prevent his body from trembling at the sensation of Kenny's lips and touch on him, keeping his breathing as steady and levelled as he could while his mind and heart were racing against each other. His mind told him this was wrong and it would only cause him more pain when Kenny got together with Melissa. But his heart...
His heart told him to enjoy this moment they were having together, treasure it and never forget how gentle and sweet Kenny's kisses felt like.
After a few minutes, they pulled away, trying to steady their breathing the best they could, "Was that good?" (M/n) whispered, slightly pulling back to look into Kenny's eyes.
"Yeah..." He mumbled, as if he was in a daze, his sight stuck staring at (M/n)'s lips, "Can we keep going...?"
He almost choked with his spit, but he managed to hide it, and he nodded, "I told you... We'll stop when you feel like it, Kenny."
"Good, 'cause I don't want to stop."
The kisses that followed were more intense, more needy, filled with want and... Perhaps desire, maybe even a spark of love.
Kenny almost didn't want to admit it, but (M/n) was an amazing kisser, and he found himself just wanting more of him- of his best friend, completely unaware of how his thoughts regarding Melissa had completely abandoned his mind long ago. He could only think about continuing to make out with (M/n), enjoying their time without "parents" around.
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